Sometimes I get a little angry, so suck a DICK.

Scene From Magic Mike Script. featuring Alex and Cody.
(She sees the Kid shaving his legs.)
PAIGE(Cody Horn)What the hell are you doing?
THE KID(Alex Pettyfer)Nothin’. Get out of here!
PAIGEWhat are you shaving your fuckinglegs for?
THE KIDWould you get the fuck outta here?
THE KIDI joined a swim team.
PAIGEFuck you.
THE KIDAlright, alright! Jesus Christ!I’m doing some dancing.
PAIGEDancing? What kind of dancing?
THE KIDThe kind of dancing where I rub mynuts on girls’ chests for money -that kind of dancing.

Scene From Magic Mike Script. featuring Alex and Cody.

(She sees the Kid shaving his legs.)

PAIGE(Cody Horn)
What the hell are you doing?

THE KID(Alex Pettyfer)
Nothin’. Get out of here!

PAIGE
What are you shaving your fucking
legs for?

THE KID
Would you get the fuck outta here?

THE KID
I joined a swim team.

PAIGE
Fuck you.

THE KID
Alright, alright! Jesus Christ!
I’m doing some dancing.

PAIGE
Dancing? What kind of dancing?

THE KID
The kind of dancing where I rub my
nuts on girls’ chests for money -
that kind of dancing.


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    THAT KIND OF DANCING. THAT KIND.
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    Honestly? This cop can arrest me anytime.
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